Thank Heaven for Bill Clinton

Just when things seemed hopeless concerning the debt crisis, a voice of reason comes riding in to calm the waters. That's right, it's good ole Willie Clinton to the rescue. During an apparent break between power doses of his Viagra/Cialis cocktails, the former president offered his solution to breaking the impasse on raising the debt ceiling. Showing his patented respect for the rule of law and the constitution, Clinton's solution is: "Screw congress, the president can do whatever he wants to." Actually, Honest Bill believes the president is obligated by the constitution to bypass congress. He says the 14th amendment mandates the country to pays our debts. Of course it does, but it doesn't mandate us to borrow the money to pay them. I guess it's all in how you interpret the words. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who received a hummer (not the automobile kind) under his desk from an intern, decorated her dress with his DNA, then swore under oath that it wasn't sex. As George Costanza once said, "It's not a lie, if you believe it." Clinton actually said; "I would force the courts to stop me." It certainly wouldn't be the first time they were forced to do that, would it Bill? Mr. President, we appreciate you efforts, but shouldn't you just get back to stimulating the economy....one lap dance at a time?