"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." Ronald Reagan

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Dear Nancy, Life's Really Not Fair

Dear Nancy,

How are you my good friend? Let me start by expressing my deepest sympathies for the beat down it appears your party will take in November. The taxpayers appear to be really ungrateful for all of the wonderful things you and the president have jammed up their hind parts in the past two years. Don't they understand it was all for their own good? Anyway, I had to write because I saw what you said to the steel workers union about how things need to be more fair in our country and I couldn't agree more. This is a really unfair country we're living in. I mean, is it fair that your face is stretched tighter than Oprah's panties? I think not. Was it fair when Judy Garland melted you with a bucket of water in "The Wizard of Oz"? Hell No!, and the flying monkeys just sat there and watched. I can't believe you helped one of them become senate majority leader. We're really lucky to have leaders like you, who are not afraid to fight for social justice. There is so much inequality, where do we start? Is it fair that almost half of all Americans pay absolutely no income tax at all and suck the life out of the economy like vampires while the other half support them? What about small business owners who spend years busting their butts and risking everything they have, and who create 85% of new jobs only to be rewarded with higher taxes and demonized by politicians? That's not fair. What about the millions of kids that are robbed of a good education in our public schools due to the union's protection of incompetent teachers and leftwing lunatics influencing curriculum? Let's do something about that. Let's find some justice for the thousands of workers who've lost their jobs because of the president's offshore drilling moratorium, which was put in place due to a single accident among thousands of drilling rigs and despite the fact that the U.S. was financing the same type of drilling by foreign companies. Wow, I didn't realize how much unfairness there was until you brought it up, Thanks! Come to think of it, there was nothing fair about the millions of Americans who lost their homes, businesses, and retirements while you and your buddies bailed out idiot bankers who made loans to people who they new couldn't repay them. Speaking of bankers, it was a little unfair how the government forced them to give mortgages to people with no credit, no money, and no job; then called them evil, profiteering predators. But, I understand that not doing that could have cost you votes and that wouldn't be fair to you. I'll tell you something that's incredibly unfair. How about the thousands of Americans that have been murdered, raped, and kidnapped by illegal alien criminals because our federal government refuses to enforce immigration laws and protect our borders. What about the millions of us that have lost our health insurance or seen huge premium increases thanks to the new law you so generously rammed down our throats. You were right, we did have to wait until it was passed to see how great it was. Lets talk about employment for a minute. Is it fair that government employees make, on average, twice as much money as the people they work for? It hardly seems so. I also have to agree with you on the need to tone down our political rhetoric. You know, it wasn't really fair when millions of hard working, tax paying, parents and grandparents publicly organized to exercise their constitutional rights to freedom of speech and assembly, and you called them tea baggers, racists, and Nazis. Ah, I could go on and on, but somebody has to do the work in this country; after all, that's quite a spending tab you guys are running up. Plus, I'm sure you need to go and hang your face in the sun to tan or something. Anyway, happy returns on 11/2.

Your Partner in Social Activism,

Glenn

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