Federal Junk Groping, What Will They Ruin Next?

If Osama Bin Laden has satellite and a flat screen in his cave, I imagine he's laughing his ass off about now. A decade ago, some of his boys hijacked and crashed four planes, killing over three thousand people. In response, we're now fondling the genitals of passengers before they board their flights; I guess we've showed him. We had a shoe bomber, so we now go barefooted in the airport. We had an underwear bomber, so now we're doing pantie-checks. I hope like hell the next guy doesn't jam a bomb up his anus. Earlier this year, President Obama and Democrats everywhere were outraged that Arizona passed a law that would require suspected criminals to present proof of citizenship. But asking Grandpa to present his testicles before flying to Disney World with the family?...No Problem. The Obama administration is truly the gift that keeps on giving. In just two years they have graciously told me how fat I am, how stupid I am, and how much of a racist I am. Now, they've generously offered to inspect my scrotum for explosives. My cup runneth over. They've nationalized health care, banks, student loans, and Chevrolet; now they're going after foreplay. I've had about enough of this crap. Washington, Adams, and Franklin started a revolution over tariffs on tea. I'm guessing they wouldn't have responded well to having their manhood caressed by government bureaucrats. As I near the age of fifty, I find there aren't as many instances of spontaneous "excitement". An occasional strategically directed groping might not be so bad, I just don't want to receive it from someone who's only working there because Walmart wasn't hiring. It appears that Americans are nearing the limits that they'll allow themselves to be pushed to in the interest of safety. It's about time. This is so absurd, it would be funny, if only our pants weren't around our ankles. It doesn't have to be this way, we're allowing these idiots to do this to us and it's not just Obama and the Democrats. When the Bush administration started tapping phones and monitoring emails without a court order, most Republicans said nothing because Bush was "our guy". Leftist Democrats screamed about the the violations of constitutional rights by the evil Bush. Where are all you idiots now? I'll take my share of the blame for helping elect Bush and then failing to hold him accountable, but let's be honest; a lot of you have a much bigger share of blame to shoulder. Those of you that continue to blindly defend Obama's policies should be first in line to drop your trousers and assume the position. Voters in California should have to go through the procedures multiple times everyday, when entering all public and private buildings, but then, most of them would likely enjoy it. If more people had to pay the price for stupidity in the voting booth or, worse yet, not voting at all; maybe we would stop seeing so much of this lunacy. Until then, if Uncle Sam is going to keep doling out this "welfare sex", the least they could do is lift the ban on smoking in airports.