Why is the GOP So Scared of a Few Girls?

The establishment leadership of the Republican Party reminds me of those guys that get all excited when Jennifer Anniston  breaks up with her boyfriend; like, now that she's single, they have a shot. Look losers, just because she dumped him, doesn't mean she's hooking up with you. A lot of Republicans seem to think that the Tea Parties, 9/12 Projects, and other grass roots movements are on a mission to throw out the Democrats so we can welcome them back with open arms. Sorry, we're not dumping them so we can date their ugly cousin. I understand the Democrats and leftwing media being upset about conservative candidates knocking off liberal Republicans. What I'd like to know is; why in the hell is the party of Ronald Reagan so mad about it? The Republican Party ran a much more vicious smear campaign against Christine O'Donnell in Delaware than they ever run against the opposing party. Much to their dismay, she still won with help from Tea Party voters and endorsements from Sarah Palin and Jim Demint. In the aftermath, word leaked that the National Republican Senatorial Committee wouldn't support her in the general election. On Sean Hannity's show, Karl Rove whined that she was unelectable and lacked character. Seriously Karl? I'm not sure if Charles Manson lacks the character to fit in with the tax cheats, adulterers, and perverts in the U.S. government; and since when do most of you guys worry about that anyway? There is an element of elitists in the GOP that still believe we should nominate moderate, middle of the road candidates. Well we tried that in 2008 and John McCain proceeded to run a pathetic, uninspired campaign and got his butt kicked. The Republican establishment, aside from being incredibly arrogant are, apparently, unbelievably stupid. The last two times that a true conservative ran for president, Ronald Reagan slaughtered his opponents in the two biggest landslides of the twentieth century. A lot of the party elite were never crazy about Reagan either, the same way they feel about Palin, Demint, and others who don't fit in to the country club group. I think the old guard is afraid these young guns are going to come in and overturn the gravy train. They had visions of riding the coat tails of the grass roots, reclaiming majorities, and returning to business as usual. Sorry guys, but the party's over; no more uncontested re-election bids, earmarks, or blank checks. We tried it your way and, frankly, it sucked, bad! Now we're going to do it our way and a lot of you should start looking for a job. The first thing that every Republican in congress needs to understand is: All of you are Sarah Palin's bitches. If she tells you to wash her car, you better grab a sponge and a bucket, and get to it. Because, if she lines up against you, you're as dead as Hillary Clinton's sex appeal. I keep hearing leftist morons who say they hope Palin is the GOP nominee in 2012. Better be careful what you wish for; like Reagan, she hates communists. I don't know who the next president will be, though I like Chris Christie a lot. But, if we based it solely on integrity and guts, Palin beats just about everyone in both parties and it's not even close. How is it that Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Jan Brewer, and now, possibly Christine O'Donnell have more balls than most of the men in the party put together? Today, Sen. John Cornyn (R TX), head of the NRSC pledged to support O'Donnell and other Tea Party candidates. That may be due to a barrage of angry emails and phone calls, or maybe Palin threatened to fly down to Texas and kick his ass. Either way, I'm glad they made that decision. A lot of us went to sleep for a while and allowed Washington to really mess up our country, but we're awake now and we'll be keeping an eye on you boys. I know it's a little uncomfortable that the ladies are invading your space, but listen up. The only thing worse than having to tell your mom you got whipped by a girl; is what us conservatives do to guys that attack girls. Please remember, even though Sandra Bullock's ex-husband was a real scum bag, she's still not going out with you.

P.S. For any of you liberal Koolaid drinkers that may think this is funny; pay attention. This is what voters with integrity and moral character do when our elected leaders screw us over. I know that sounds like a foreign concept to you; just look up integrity, moral, and character at dictionary.com